sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them
but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog
i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests
welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you
I made you a character in my book!
OMG me too!
You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Who am I?
But, like, a cool tree
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-