Morning. It’s morning, everyone! Today’s the day! The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we are gonna get out of…
[GASPS] The tank is clean. THE TANK IS CLEAN.
people who think i’m attractive:
- my mom
- no one
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
(Source: rosetylerful, via benedicked-cumberbitch)